I Could Make You Care
GIRLBOSS TOURNEY ROUND THREE: I DON'T HAVE A SNAPPY TITLE FOR THESE TWO
Select which one you think is GIRLBOSSIER, i.e., which one is the better girlboss
Propaganda
Fujiko Mine:
- weaponizes the main character's attraction to her to get what she wants. is significantly more competent than the main trio. has a gun. kills people and is hot about it
Michael Burnham:
- Started the Klingon war. Was the first person in Star Fleet history to mutiny. Mutinied a second time to save her brother. And insulted his beard while saving him. And all of her crimes were forgiven because she’s just so slay <3 Michael Burnham you will always be famous
LETS HEAR IT FOR WOMEN WITH FLAT CHESTS CAN WE GET APPLAUSE FOR WOMEN WITH FLAT CHESTS
reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube
okokok so like "oh next muppet movie should be retelling of this:" is always good and i have many ideas for this but consider an impossibly good one- muppet american psycho
where ofc the only token human actor is christian bale playing patrick bateman and it's the movie but with muppets for every character
and kermit is OF COURSE paul allen and yes the classic axe scene does happen but they also recreate this meme /j
the only? difference to the og movie (certain scenes still pending) is that as most muppet movies go- it's a movie about a movie... so ofc christian bale is playing himself as an actor and every five minutes they cut the film to take a creative pause and say "oh wow this Patrick guy sure is a dick and the movie is CLEARLY making fun of him i sure hope the vast majority of misogynists don't misinterpret this and use him as their role model" or sm...
also at the end when he takes his medicine besides seeing the truth of his fantasy and whatever he also turns into a muppet version of christian bale showing he was a muppet all along or sm
and ms piggy is the secretary i think
i also think miss piggy should beat up patrick bateman somehow …
okokok so like “oh next muppet movie should be retelling of this:” is always good and i have many ideas for this but consider an impossibly good one- muppet american psycho
where ofc the only token human actor is christian bale playing patrick bateman and it’s the movie but with muppets for every character
and kermit is OF COURSE paul allen and yes the classic axe scene does happen but they also recreate this meme /j
the only? difference to the og movie (certain scenes still pending) is that as most muppet movies go- it’s a movie about a movie… so ofc christian bale is playing himself as an actor and every five minutes they cut the film to take a creative pause and say “oh wow this Patrick guy sure is a dick and the movie is CLEARLY making fun of him i sure hope the vast majority of misogynists don’t misinterpret this and use him as their role model” or sm…
also at the end when he takes his medicine besides seeing the truth of his fantasy and whatever he also turns into a muppet version of christian bale showing he was a muppet all along or sm
and ms piggy is the secretary i think









